A couple of weeks ago . While reading the endless world problems . I came across a word that brought me to a halt . The word was "Chocolate ". Because I'm diffrent , chocolate has a diffrent meaning . Chocolate is Computer food for me .
In an instant my hand released the tight grip it had on the mouse . In a flash the computer food drawer was pulled open , and my hand explored the darkness for the treasures within .
What , what , no computer food ? I turned on the light , to find no M&M's . No not one "M "was to be found .
The Candy Monster had struck again . The Candy Monster should be punished . But I have to reward the Candy Monster . For the Candy Monster is I . Yes . I'm the Candy Monster . So a well planed trip to the store is made .
As I enter the store and turn down the candy aisle , there is four times as much candy as I find on other days .
For it will soon be the annual Candy Monster Day . I put my treasured M&M's in my buggy . Looking over the other chooses , like the candy corn and many other . I choose four more bags and put them in the buggy .
Turning the corner and going up the next aisle . I find uniforms and mask for the Candy Monsters . Big ones and little ones . For Witches , Ghost , Vampires , Cowboys and Cowgirles , Superman and Wonder Woman ,Wookies and Dark Vader's with Light Saber's
Oh , how I've always wanted a Light Saber .
So , are you ready for the annual Candy Monster Night ? Have you put out your plastic pumpkins and fixed your porch light ?
The Candy Monster will be knocking at your door tomorrow night .
P S. Don't fear the old big kid , with the Light Saber , knocking at your door . For it is I , and all I want is Computer Food . Wha Candy Monster uniform will you be wearing ? Do you have a Candy Monster in your home ?